Wisdom I by Beastie Boys
U.F.C.L WAS WRITTEN BY THE SYNDICATE (C) 1988 BY: THE BEASTIE BOYS (BB) - STYLE FOR US ?!? - U.F.C.L WAS WRITTEN BY THE SYNDICATE (C) 1988 BY: THE BEASTIE BOYS (BB) - HELLO FRIENDS, THIS IS OUR NEW - AND NICE DEMO WRITTEN IN 1988 BYATHE SYNDICATE AND JOHN SINCLAIR!GHI FIG, THIS ISN'T A NORMAL DYCPC THIS IS OUR: U.F.C.L !!!! DULTIMATE FLEXIBLE CHARACTER LINEF AND NOW A MESSAGE TO MY FRIEND EEXCELL (IKARI) !!! HI BRIAN, CANB YOU WRITE A INTRO IN THE IKARI A STYLE FOR US ?!? C THE DEMO WAS WRITTEN FOR THE D CRITTERS DEMO DISC F AND NOW OUR TOP-TEN RANKINGS - 1. IKARI (EXCELL) G 2. HOTLINE (BAM BAM) B 3. PETER PARKER F 4. FIRE-EAGLE CREW (ERIC) D 5. AFL (DIRK) E 6. SPHINX (GALLEON) G 7. RTI - 8. PULSAR A 9. SEVEN-ELEVEN C 10. SHINING 8 (STET) BAND NOW PRESS SPACE TO ENTER THED NEXT PART OF: 'WISDOM' G OR WAIT FOR THE CREDITS !! DMUSIC TAKEN FROM A 2000 AD. DEMOFBEASTIE BOYS LOGO WAS DONE WITH:A THE SCOOP DEMO CHAR-SET !!!! G OUT OF TEXT ERROR IN $33DF F - PLEASE ENTER YOUR HANDLE - AE TYPE QUIT TO GO ON - YEAH ... HERE IS JOHN SINCLAIR/BROS WRITING ... IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME JOGTROT ! OK.AFTER WE (SYNDICATE AND I) RETURNED FROM THE AIR-CRAFT CAOS IN RAMSTEIN (GERMANY) WE DECIDED TO GO ON WITH CAOS AND WRITE A DEMO ! FANCY OF SCIENCE 451 IS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT WRITING TEXT (WAHHH ... THIS SCALY BEAST WITH HIS BIG,BIG CHEEKS...SORRY FANCY...LET'S HAMSTER). OH...IT'S RINGING ... TWO BEGGARS ARE STANDING IN MY DOOR AND THEY ARE CRYING FOR MONEY ! SORRY EXACT AND BAUERLAME,EH POWERRUN.NO ! NON ! NEIN ! BUT HERE IS A OLD,ROTTEN CHEESE ! TAKE IT AND MAKE A BOW ! OR I'LL CUT UP YOUR COCK,LAMER ! BUT I THINK THERE ISN'T SOMETHING TO CUT UP ! LAMERS ! BLOODY FUCKERS ! P - AHOR LAMERS (I REMEMBER THE 'GREAT' POWERRUN PARTY WITH ONLY SEVEN COMPUTERS ! THREE OF THEM WITHOUT SPEEDERS BUT OVER HUNDRED PEOPLES ! GO TO HELL !) WELL,I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THIS AND I'M OUT OF TIME ! SEE YA DUDES ... - ENTER YOUR HANDLE - THIS PART WAS WRITTEN BY THE SYNDICATE AND JOHN SINCLAIR - HELLO BRIAN, I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO FROM US !!! PLEASE SEND ME MORE C - AGOL USERS AND IKARI CRACKS. YOUR FRIEND SASCHA - HI SERGE, I THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST GUYS IN HOLLAND !! THANKS FOR ALL THE NICE IMPORTS AND CRACKS. - BAZOLLO BORA DU FAULE SPINNE, WENN ICH DIESE DEMO FERTIG HABE (..) MACHE ICH EIN GEILES (WUERG) INTRO FUER DICH !!! ALSO BIS ZUM NAECHSTEN CRACK/TRAINER VON UNS UND CALL MICH MAL. (ICH BIN EIN LUSTIGER ASTRONAUT DER JEDEM IN DIE FRESSE HAUT !!!) - HI WALTER, DON'T BE A FOOL, PROTECT YOUR TOOL (MAGIC DISK IS S - AEAMMMEEE PLEASE TRY TO FIND SOME GOOD GAMES !!) - OH GUY !! TRY: FUCK, YOUR NAME, CREDITS, CONTACT, SCROLL OR QUIT (TO ENTER THE LAST PART) - TO CONTACT THE WORLD FAMOUS BEASTIE BOYS WRITE TO: PLK 016933C, 6000 FRANKFURT 1 WEST-GERMANY AND TO CONTACT OUR FRIEND JOHN SINCLAIR WRITE TO: PLK 038670C, 6100 DARMSTADT 11 WEST-GERMANY - OK GUY, HERE IS SOME TEXT FOR YOU: YEAAH, YOUR COCK GETS ME REALLY ON TOUR. I'M ALMOST COMING UP AGAIN !! THESE ARE YOUR FINAL THRUSTINGS. "NOW I'LL SUCK YOU EMPTY UNTIL YOUR EGGS CAUSE PAIN," GROANS BONNY AND TREATS MIKES' STICK. "OHHH YAA, I'M COMING TOO," MIKE CRIES. "YEAHHH COME ON SPLASH YOUR HOT SLIME IN MY FACE" BONNY LICKERS LUSTFULL ALMOST THE LAST DROP OFF THE CONVULSIVE PRICK. - HI ERIC, THANKS FOR SOME COOL CRACKS AND IMPORTS FROM YOU. YOUR BRAINSTORM IS COOL (SOON YOU GET OUR STORY). STAY COOL AND SEND SOON !!! YOUR FRIEND SASCHA - HI CHRISTIAN, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY !!! - HI ANDREAS, WAS SOLL DER TEXT IN EURER HAWK-EYE VERSION BEDEUTEN !!! WAS KOENNEN SO LEUTE WIE BRIAN ODER ICH DAFUER WENN IHR KEINEN BOCK AUF TRAINER ODER HI-SCORE SAVER HABT !!! - HELLO GUY, YOUR DEMOS ARE GREAT. PLEASE SEND MORE DEMOS !!!! - HI CHRISTIAN, HOW ABOUT NEW SEUCK GAMES FROM THE 64'ER !!! - HI DIRK, THE NEW AFL INTROS ARE COOL !!! SEND SOON MORE AFL CRACKS. - HI ARMIN, GIVE ME THE NUMBER !!! THANKS FOR THE BARBARIAN ORIGINAL. - HI DU GUY, PLEASE SEND CASH (NOT GASH) FOR THE ORIGINALS !!!! FICK DEINE S - AH. FUER MICH !!! - AP HI FRIEND, PLEASE CALL ME !!! - FUER EUCH HABE ICH EINIGE ZEILEN AUS "MEIN KAMPF". "DIE RASSE... LIEGT NICHT IN DER SPRACHE, SONDERN AUSSCHLIESSLICH IM BLUTE, ETWAS, WAS NIEMAND BESSER WEISS ALS DER JUDE, DER GERADE AUF DIE ERHALTUNG SEINER SPRACHE NUR SEHR WENIG WERT LEGT, HINGEGEN ALLEN WERT AUF DIE REINHEIT SEINES BLUTES, EIN MENSCH KANN OHNE WEITERES DIE SPRACHE AENDERN...; SEIN INNERES WESEN WIRD NICHT VERAENDERT." - HI THOMAS, ARE YOU DEAD ?? PLEASE SEND SOME NEW LEGEND CRACKS OR CALL ME !!! - HI KRISTOFER, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BEST PACKER (NOT TO SPREAD) I HOPE YOU BUY THE KOMPRESSMASTER V4.1 FROM PETER - HI GAY (GUY), READ THE TEXT IN THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO !!! - HI WARFREAK, THANKS FOR SOME COOL DOM CRACKS AND FOR THE HIGH-RANK !!! - HI COOL GUY, I THINK YOU SWAP WITH ROBERT (CAPTAIN FUTURE) !!! PLEASE GREET US !! - HI MY FRIEND, HOW ABOUT SOME SHORT CRACKS FROM YOU !!! CALL ME. - HELLO FRIEND, LET'S START TRADING AGAIN !!! TYPE "CONTACT" TO TRADE WITH US. - HELLO VIDAR, I THINK YOU ARE DEAD ?! IF YOU WANT TO START AGAIN THEN CONTACT ME !!! - HELLO MATCHAM, PLEASE SPREAD THE REAL TIME V4 BECAUSE I THINK OUR KOMPRESSMASTER V4.1 IS THE BEST !!! TYPE "CONTACT" TO SEND ME A VERSION (NOT TO SPREAD) - HI MY FRIEND, THANX FOR ALL THE NICE CRACKS FROM YOU !!! PLEASE GREET US !!!. - HEY HEY HEY ... HOW ABOUT GREETINGS TO US ?!? SEND SOON AND STAY COOL !!! - , THANKS FOR ALWAYS RANKING US NUMBER ONE !!! - HULLO, SHINING (STED), THE PACKER PETER A. GAVE TO YOU IS QUITE GOOD, ISN'T IT ? THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, BUT REMEMBER YOU DIDN'T WRITE IT, EH !? BUT ANYWAY, THANKS FOR GOOD SENDINGS AND GOODBYE FOR THIS PART ! - DON'T SPREAD MY NUMBER AND MY PRIVATE ADDRESS OR I'LL CUT YOU INTO SMALL PIECES !!! - HI TMC, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE INTRO. BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO !!!! - HI GUYS, PLEASE CONTACT US TO TRADE !!! - HI GUYS, HOW ABOUT A NEW SENDING FROM YOU !!! - HI TOMMY (TOM), STILL BUYING ORIGINALS FROM CHRISTIAN ??? - HI EPIC, YOU ARE THE FASTEST IMPORT CREW IN USA; I'LL SOON GET AN AMERICAN MODEM AGAIN SO THAT WE CAN MODEM-TRADE THE NEWEST STUFF FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE ATLANTIC !!! - HI TSR, STILL DREAMING ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WHOLE SCENE ??? A REAL NO.1 ILLUSION ! (HA, HA, HA ...) - WORDS (DUM DUM DUM) DON'T COME EASY TO ME, SO THIS IS THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO SAY I GREET YOU !!! - AP HELLO MY FRIEND, THANX FOR YOUR COOL DEMOS !!! - HEY GUY, HOW ABOUT USING THE KEYBOARD ? - HELLO FREAKS, THIS IS THE LAST PART FROM OUR DEMO !!! CREDITS: SINUS WAS DONE WITH ACE-PLOTTER, GRAPHIC FROM HAWK-EYE, CHAR-SET BY: INXS OF THE BEASTIE BOYS, CODING AND MIX-LOAD MUSIC BY THE SYNDICATE (BB) - E AND NOW TAKE A PENCIL AND CONTACT US (NOOO LAAAAMMMMEEERRSSS !!!!) WRITE TO: PLK 016933C, 6000 FRANKFURT 1 WEST-GERMANY (SOON AGAIN WITH MODEM !!!) NOW OUR GREETINGS TO: IKARI (HI BRIAN, PLEASE SEND ME NEW USER-PROGYS), HOTLINE (HI SERGE, THANKS FOR ALL THE NICE STUFF), PETER PARKER (HI STEVE, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE INTRO), JOHN SINCLAIR, 711 (HI WALTER, WIR SIND ALLE LAMER !! DER EINE MEHR, DER ANDERE WENIGER !!!), FIRE-EAGLE (HI ERIC, THANKS FOR SOME COOL STUFF !!! CALL ME !!), SPHINX, S451, LEGEND (HI THOMAS, ARE YOU DEAD ???), SHINING 8 (HI STET, YOUR 'NEW' PACKER IS 'ONLY' THE KOMPRESSMASTER V4.1 !!!), GASH (THANKS FOR SOME ORIGINALS), STRIKE-FORCE (DON'T WRITE SHIT ABOUT US !! I LIKE YOUR BARBARIAN VERSION (NO DRAGON !!)), ESI (I LOVE ZAK MC.KRACKEN), CFR (HOW ABOUT A NEW POWERRUN PARTY ?!?), AXENON (CALL ME !!!), DDL, ECCO (ARE YOU DEAD ??), 2000 AD (YOUR ACE-PLOTTER IS COOL), FAIRLIGHT, POWERRUN, OCTAGON, AFL (HI DIRK, THANKS FOR EXPRESS), DOMINATORS (SEND FASTER), DRIVE (WHY ARE ALL DRIVE CRACKS 100% ???!?), FIG (I LOVE YOUR FUTURE-COMPOSER !!!), MAGICANS, MCG, MECHANIX, NATO (PLEASE SEND ME YOUR CRACKS), RTI (COOL), PULSAR (ALSO COOL), NFC, TGI (HOW ABOUT MODEM TRADE), THE CLAN (ARE YOU DEAD ??!?), COSMOS, WIZAX, TSR (SEND NEW STUFF), PE, EPIC, WHY, SCG, XADES SOCIETY, ACC, TWG, RAD, UCF, ABYSS, ORION, ONLINE, SURVIVORS, LEVEL 99, X-RAY, RADWAR, ATC, AGILE (SEND MORE), MAW (*), THE DEADLY FRIENDS (HI VIDAR, ARE YOU DEAD ?!?), NETWORK, SCOOP, ZENITH, BYTERAPERS, THE DUTCHES, WEIRD SINCE, ABNORMAL, GRAVITY, DISASTER, DPS, SUB ZERO, TRIANGLE, DEXION, CRYPT, PENTACLE, RAWHEAD AND TO ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS AND COOL CONTACTS !!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE THE GREAT MUSIC I NEED SOME NEW ORIGINAL SUPPLIER !!! IF YOU WANT TO SUPPLY US WITH ORIGINALS OR TRADE WITH MODEM THEN ASK YOUR LOCAL DEALER FOR MY NUMBER !!!! BEASTIE BOYS MEMBER STATUS: THE SYNDICATE, CAPTAIN FUTURE, AXIOM, INXS, ACCEPT AND CALVARY - F OUT OF TEXT ERROR IN $48CE (C) 1988 BY THE SYNDICATE (BB) - PC SR AC XR YR SP L1 QA NV-BDIZC - &RITTEN BY THE SYNDICA -